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Okay, so imagine this. You're 76, you're at your...

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me: hey i just met you
harry: what
me: and this is crazy
harry: 
me: but youre so sexy
harry: 
me: so have my babies
harry: security

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Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.

Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...